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Saturday, September 22, 2007

Joke.

Someone called me yesterday to ask things about National Service. So I was busy working. I told him to call me after 8. But he didn't.

Today I saw him in MSN. I asked him what you wanna know. This was our conversation.

Ryan: What you wanna know?
****: I got a letter from Army.
Ryan: saying?
****: I got the 1st letter le.
Ryan: What does the letter says?
****: Whats the 2nd letter for?
Ryan: .......
Ryan: F**K YOU ****
Ryan: I'm asking WHAT THE LETTER SAYS.
****: 1st letter is abt the intro of the army thing.
Ryan: What else?
Ryan: Did they tell you when are you enlisting?
Ryan: or any medical checkup?
****: 2nd 1 i heard from my mum is dont know what deferment and stuff,is that letter important?
Ryan: .....
Ryan: nb. You're not answering my questions.
Ryan: zzz
****: Later went my bro show me that i ask u thanks.
Ryan: ...
Ryan: WTF are u talking?
Ryan: You're not answering my questions?
****: The information my bro tell me abit blur.i nid to wait for him to cum back then he show me the letter.
Ryan: It's your letter. why izzit with him?
****: Im not staying at hm at the moment.
Ryan: why are you not at home?
****: Staying at aunt hm.
****: she teaching me.
Ryan: .... ok ....

15 mins LATER!

****: Theres an error.they may had sent to the wrong person.
Ryan: ....
Ryan: You mean the letter doesn't put a name & yet you went to open it?
****: No.theres is name on it.they told us not to bother.they will check.
Ryan: wait wait. Let me get this straight.
Ryan: The letter was sent to your house right?
Ryan: Is your name on the letter itself?
****: Yes
Ryan: Is your name on the letter?
****: My bro.
Ryan: That means it's not your LETTER right?
Ryan: Why in the 1st place you told me it's your letter?
****: Then my mum said that the information on it war not the same as the one i had last time.
Ryan: Can your mother read informations property instead?
Ryan: I'm sure information will be given clearly.
Ryan: Please. Your family doesn't understand simple English?
****: My bro is 16 half,if the letter is not the same as the 1 i have last time.it was mine le.
Ryan: The letter is your for brother. you said the letter was for him.
Ryan: HOW COULD IT BE YOURS?
****: I dont know!i dont want later i get into trouble.thats why i nid to ask.
Ryan: .....
Ryan: can you use your brain to go check the letter is for WHO!
Ryan: & PLEASE CHECK WHAT IS IT WRITTEN!
Ryan: IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND F**KING BASIC ENGLISH.
Ryan: You can go to hell & face Satan!
Ryan: ZzzZz
****: They SAy not to bother,THEY MIGHT have A error!
****: NVM.THANKS FOR THE ADVISE!I WILL RMB..THANKS..

*OFFLINE*

Am I being too mean? =X

Penned at
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